Tag Archives: Ryan Gosling

Adventures in Anal (A beginner’s guide)

28 Aug

Butt.

So did you know that August is anal sex month? Well, now you do! You’re welcome. I have no idea who comes up with these national months although in this case, my guess is someone who really likes anal…

I had a fun slumber party last weekend for my old college roomie’s bachelorette party. I miss a good old fashion slumber party. You know, the kind where you get in your jammies and roll around in glitter. All of the best conversations are to be had between 11 pm and 2 am, and since we’re now “adults,” we miss out on some prime conversations by not piling into bed with each other. What? You have a husband to go home to? Don’t care. It’s time to mute the TV and stare at Ryan Gosling while we tell the story about the time you hooked up with a guy wearing a dress in a Campus Cleaners van.

This past weekend, I got to give a midnight mini infomercial on anal sex. I’ve been meaning to do a quick “intro to anal” thing for a while, and Emily over at XOJane did a really great one in the beginning of the month. To read her full article, head over to XoJane. But before you do, I shall give you a few more! Because you can never have too much advice about anal sex. Continue reading 

Blue Valentine: The Movie That Murdered My Inner Romantic

11 Jul


So it’s no secret that I’m a romantic. That being said, I have skeptical views on traditional marriage. More so, I don’t think the majority of our country really values marriage anymore. Our divorce rate is startling. I worry it is because we no longer want to work hard for our relationships. Our culture is sort of entitled when it comes to getting what we want quickly and with ease. While I’m not sure if I ever will get married (I know I don’t want a big white wedding) I do love the idea of committing myself to one person forever, and making babies and wrinkles together. Just like in the movies. Ohhh! The movies.

Have you ever seen a movie that traumatized you so much you think about it days, weeks and months later? For me, that movie was Blue Valentine. Screw you, Derek Cianfrance. May you rot in love-murdering hell. Continue reading 

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