I know I have posted previously about the weird searches people enter into Google or some other browser of choice and somehow manage to stumble upon my blog. But yesterday’s list was a perfect mix of sex, tofu, terrible spelling and strange fetishes. I thought I would share:
| anal girl | 2 |
| why can’t we use balloon instead of condom | 1 |
| fat boys sit poping balloon | 1 |
| student sexy | 1 |
| vegan cakes with tofu | 1 |
| sexy anal girl | 1 |
| favourite dirt talk phrases | 1 |
| risotto sex | 1 |
| vegan chocolate coconut cake | 1 |
| american geisha | 1 |
I think the only person who got what they were looking for was the “vegan chocolate coconut” search, but my favorite has got to be, hands down, “risotto sex.” I hope the person interested in subbing condoms for balloons got the answers they were looking for….











These are hilarious! I especially like #2. LOL.
I bet risotto sex is a popular fetish in Italy. It’s also the most awesome post tag ever.
All I can say is that wherever risotto sex is popular, it has to be pretty messy!